KANGIN.... NOT ONLY DO YOU DRIVE UNDER THE INFLUENCE AND HIT SOMEBODY... BUT YOU EFFING RUN TOO?!?! THAT'S NOT HOW WE DO THINGS!! YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!

Donghae... see, this is how I think he would've been if he'd been a normal kid who worked a normal job. That one guy that works at the supermarket with his headphones on, jamming to music even while he's working... ESPECIALLY if he's collecting carts in the parking lot. You all know that guy. That's totally Donghae. Except Donghae's actually got a smile on his face while he works and just seeing him would make your day so much brighter. :D And he totally can sing and be all happy and make my day anytime.

Kyuhyun... my bias. I love you. What more can I say? Leave it to you to belt your notes all kinds of hardcore... for a commercial... about Happy Bubble. XD I fucking love you. And you were so awkward at parts, I had to laugh at how cute you were. And your still-kinda-fail-but-getting-better dancing = ♥. And omfg your smile. Just... don't stop smiling and being you.

Holy shit, does some KyuHae need to happen? Can someone write me like a one-shot or something, please? This is too adorable not to at least THINK about it.

I'm so done.

YOU'D BETTER STOP YOUR EYE FROM LOOKIN THIS WAY, Y'HEAR ME?! DON'T YOU DARE THINK IT IS OK TO COME INTO THE GULF AND GET ALL INTIMATE WITH THE INNER-WORKINGS OF NEW ORLEANS, LA, MMMK?! SHE DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT. SHE'S NOT A GAY BOY, SO SHE DON'T WANT NO GODDAMNED BLOWJOB FROM YOU! BACK THE FUCK UP AND KEEP YO WINDS TO YOURSELF. PLZKTHNXBYE!!

Sincerely,
Chelsea S. - Faithful N.O. resident since birth

P.S. NOLA IS A-SEXUAL, MEANING SHE DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH ANY OF YO BROTHERS AND SISTERS. SO IF THEY SEEM INTERESTED IN HER TOO, TELL THEM TO BAG THE FUCK BACK AND GO MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE, PREFERABLY THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!!

... That is all.

Step 1: Post this into your LJ publicly.
Step 2: Others will reply anonymously about what they really think of you.
Step 3: Cry, because this meme is so brutal, and it hurts.

Hit it f-list. And don't hold back, I really wanna know.

First and foremost: HAPPY 6TH BIRTHDAY TO MY NEPHEW: MATTHEW. TEEDEE LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW. EVEN THOUGH SOMETIMES, YOU IRRITATE THE HELL OUT OF ME AND ACT LIKE I'M STUPID, I CAN TELL BY THAT CONDESCENDING LOOK YOU GIVE ME!! WHO THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT FROM?!?!A LITTLE KNOW IT ALL, I'D GIVE MY LIFE FOR YOU WITHOUT HESITATION. ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY, BABY!!

Secondly:

생일 축하합니다박정수aka 이특. Always and forever our angel-complete with that adorable dimple- that fell from heaven. Like fine wine, you only get better with age and Super Junior couldn't ask for a better umma leader-ssi! Enjoy your 26th/27th birthday as much as you possibly can!!

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All in all, they'd make ME wanna go to Seoul! Esp. if I knew this shit was guaranteed for me.

( Onward to fangirling! )

I have no clue how to rip songs from videos and turn them into audio files but if someone could please do this for me, you'd have my eternal gratitude. Just... just please... can someone do this for me? It'd mean the world to me and I don't think you'd understand just how much. Please turn this into a mp3 for me.

Now I REALLY want to go to an amusement park... or water park... or both!! *cries* I am JONESING for a good roller coaster ride... Or water slide...or both... fml!! T___T

First off: She Wants It (The song, not the repackaged album... although to be fair, I want Sorry Sorry C like nobody's BUSINESS!!)

Yes indeed I do. I absolutely ADORE this song. It's got the beat I love a la turn of the century R&B. Plus Kyuhyun... 

Kyuhyun: My mama told me (What she say?)

a;dfasnajsdabs KYUHYUN REALLY?! OMFG!!!  And then there's Eunhyuk's "Bling Bling... Slim Slim..." combo that just made me laugh in utter delight. And Yesung's a black man in a Korean man's body. Or at least he has a black man's voice, which is perfect for a song like this.

And there's Neorago/Norago/It's You. So damn beautiful. And they're amazing in it. I love it. And Love Disease and Love U More (which is too damn short, imo. I kinda find it ironic that Love U MORE got the LEAST amount of time out the whole album. Lol. C'mon SM, I need more of that wonderfulness!!)

Omg, I adore these boys. I know I say it all the time, but I need to reaffirm this wonderfulness. They truly own my heart and they do right by me... oh DO they do right by me. Super Junior, don't ever change and don't ever let anyone tell you that you aren't worthy of the love you get from so many. You boys work so hard to make everyone happy, to the point that you will sacrifice your own health and happiness. Boys... my dear, sweet boys... I only wish you all the happiness and joy in the world. I love you boys so much.

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If you're on my friends list, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine... you're on my list, so I want to know you better!
Comment here and repost a blank one on your own journal.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favourite and least favourite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

( My answers lie behind the cut. )

New Layout. Everybody come see!! :D

This is my first time changing my layout since I've HAD this LJ (believe me when I say I'm LJ-illiterate when it comes to making things nice and pretty and stuffs) and my gracious roommate mtfanatic was kind enough to help me pick and change my old layout into a new,  oh so nice one. Thank ya, boo! *huggles*

And it's the forever gorgeous, outrageously talented Miura Haruma. Just LOOK. AT. HIM!! Look at him and be taken in by those eyes!! He's simply beautiful. Seriously, it should be a crime to be that damn amazing.

So I'm glad he's my layout. And now you guys get something nice to look at when you hit up my page. YAY!! Everybody wins!! XD

Heard Utada Hikaru at 3AM on the way back from the midnight showing of Watchmen. Utada. Hikaru. On B97 (a local radio station). Utada Hikaru. On a radio station. In New Orleans, Louisiana. Where NOTHING- not even ENGLISH songs- of Asian pop stars get played.

Yea... I flipped my shit throught the entire song and all the way back home long after the song went off. So that equals 20 minutes. Tarryn flipped out a bit with me... then laughed when I KEPT flipping out.

You GO Utada, you GO!!! Reach us backwater individuals and shine your light on us!! Pave the way for other Asian pop stars just like you!!

So my spring break that I had all planned out- going to Destin with my High School friends whom I haven't really done anything with in like... FOR-FUCKING-EVER- just got shot to shit. A middle school friend's older brother was gonna let us use his condo... now the Condo's unavailable. Ok.

Except that whole week that I'd made plans for now doesn't exist... a DAY at Global Wildlife Preserve in Folsom exists... at the END of break.

And all my peeps in college are going "Peace out" and bouncing the hell outta the state... wtf am I supposed to do? I'm not going deal with Mom by my older sister for a week because she's seriously fucking with my older brother's head and I don't like people messing with my older brother (protective younger sister is protective) so I'd be quick to snap at her. My older sister (whose house this would all go down at cuz she's the only one that has one post-Katrina) is starting to be like my mom too... aka NOT COOL!!

So yea... I dunno what to do. I think I'll go wallow in despair and then throw myself all dramatic-like into Lake Pontchartrain; long white dress, hair whipping around my face as I fall to my doom ala slow motion and then the screen cuts to a red rose that I was holding as I fell but somehow ended up behind me on the grass.

Or I can take suggestions. Any ideas?

AND I'M SICK!! I HATE TODAY!!

( All on a Mardi Gras day... and the morning after. XD )

Bonus musing due to something I noticed while showering:

( Thoughts of a yaoi *cough*pervert*cough* fangirl. )


Going over by the family now, because I promised my nephew I'd come over today after he called me at 9:00 last night to tell me he loves me and misses me. Guys... he's 5. He's not supposed to make me feel guilty I even cried a little, WTF!!

( Cut for sheer freaking out like the Apocalypse is happening outside my window... )

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BATMAN JUST... HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

Meme-age seeing as I haven't done it in a while.

( Do It Till Your Satisfied. )
And I'm still exhausted from yesterday's debacle... this better not happen again...